Blizzard Warning!

So there are 3 feet of snow on the ground. More falling from the sky. You still want to pay for your coffee instead of making some yourself. OK, I get paid to help you and frankly, not too many other people are here begging for my time. Yes, we are in fact closing early due to the storm, No you may not stay here past when we close. I understand your Mercedes is having trouble in the snow but unfortunately, it is not my problem that you were stupid enough this morning to take the damn thing out of the garage. Have a great day!!